As most of my regular followers will be aware, there are a bunch of lovely, gorgeous, considerate, and not to mention thin ladies who are all sitting around on a private forum talking about how great Darla is. And because they are looking out for my interests, they won't let me in on the conversation, because they fear that I would be so enraptured with all of the fantastic things that are being said about me that I will die from sheer happiness.
But I suspect that this sisterhood has found out that I know what they're up to. And so to keep poor Darla's ego from exploding from their excessive cyber-stroking, they've started putting links to my fantastic blog of awesomness into their private messages. Or at least that's what my loyal friend the Statcounter tells me.
What I want to know is why I'm getting so many hits from Bristol from the same IP over the past three days. Some of them are from the Forbidden Forum of Mystery, and others are from a Private message from within the delicious cyber fruitbasket that I just can't seem to reach no matter how hard I try. I've had another hit from London from a different IP address acessing another Private message. I'm strictly a North of the Border kind of gal, so why on earth would two girls in two English cities be fellating my grandness via a Scottish forum? Special Darla is special, and not in the new retarded sense of the word.
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