Sunday, 25 December 2011

Merry Christmas and fetsitve opening hours

I am taking a day of rest for Christmas Day in order to energise myself for what I like to call the Annual Post-Family Togetherness Ball Dumping Extravaganza. 

You've probably spent today in a haze of flying wrapping paper, screaming kids, and foul-smelling old people who remember the good old days when they were lucky to get some beans for Christmas.  To top it off, there's been at least one culinary disaster involving food that no one would eat in a million years except for the fact that it's a holiday innit.  

Never fear, for Darla has come to the rescue!  She will ease your pain and make the insanity of Christmas a distant memory.

I am nothing if not a multicultural Darla.  I am especially sympathetic to those of you who have had to endure not one day but eight days of relative driven madness.

Indeed, the post festive time is often very busy for Darla, but I will make every effort to see anyone who books this time of year.  I'll try to be available at shorter notice than usual, but transport is not always on my side.  In short, I'll be flexible if you'll be flexible.

Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah!