Wednesday, 23 November 2011

Girl on girl action!



I recently had a client who booked me and another escort for fun and frolics. This was surprisingly successful and I'd be happy to do it again.  Here is my guide to how to get the best out of a girl/girl booking.

1.  Email is your friend.
I don't normally work with other girls, and if someone calls wanting this, I am obliged to give you my initial reaction.  With email I can give it a think, and so can the other girl. 

2.  I have be happy to work with the other girl...
...and she has to be happy to work with me.  If for any reason I'm not OK to work with the other girl you suggest, I will say so, but will not go into details unless I have evidence she's an axe murderer.  This may sound overly negative, but rest assured that if I say I'm happy to work with the other girl, then I'm happy.  Simples!

3. Things are going to be a little awkward.
I don't have a set duo partner and have no plans for this in the future.  So booking Darla with another escort involves three people who don't know each other engaging in sexual activity. Expect some awkwardness but do enjoy it.  This is a bit of a surreal experience but if you choose to see this as a good thing, then everyone will have fun.


4.  Condom switching is a necessity. 
This may well fall under the category of awkward, but is such an issue that I feel it needs particular attention.  If you want sex with one of us, then the other, we have to change the condom.  Having a sense of humour about this solves any potential problems.

5.  You may want to have a plan.
The "I've hired an escort, now what?" problem is doubled when you hire two girls.  You may be fine with this, or you may want to make a plan.  Some things to consider:  Do you want the girls to interact?  Do you want a massage first, with four hands instead to the usual two?  Do you have any positions/activities in mind?  The possibilities are endless here.  Listing them may sound clinical, but it may make your booking more enjoyable.

6.  I know you've got this idea from watching porn...
...and it's OK!  If you want to send me a video clip of what you'd like that's fine, but PLEASE ask me if it is OK to send this first. 

7. Putting the payment in separate envelopes is a really good idea. 
Women are fucking crazy.  If another escort charges less than you, she'll be jealous, if she charges more than you, she'll think you're a skank.  Escorts charge different prices, and compounding this by paying in the open is a bad idea.  This may seem superfluous in a day and age where girls can check each other's prices but if you put in in an envelope, neither escort really knows what the other one got. 

8.  Book a hotel. 
I'm not OK with any other escort knowing my incall location, and am pretty sure that other escorts feel the same way.  I suppose you could consider having us come to yours, but it's a lot easier to explain to your neighbours one lady coming to your house than two.  But seriously, you're already shelling out for two girls, so go the whole hog and get a hotel. 

9.  And here's one for the ladies...
...and potentially for guys, too.  I have learned through my real world job the dangers of making friends with people you work with. Escorting allows no wiggle room on issues of professionalism unless you want a world of trouble.  I prefer to keep professional distance so while I promise to be nice and friendly, I am not going to become your BFF.  Make friends elsewhere.

10.  Have fun.
This sounds facile, but it's the entire reason you hired both of us.  Remember that two girls equals four boobs.  Epic win.