Degrading sexist adverts are degrading

I'm sure you've all heard that the above advert has been banned due to being sexist.  The below advert has been banned as well for its political incorrectness.

 

 I, for one, agree that these ads should be banned because they are totally degrading...to MEN! What these ads say is that when men take even so much as a peek at a semi-attractive woman they get all flustered and unable to reason.  And when men get flustered, they stink.  But wait!  Lynx deodorant will stop your stench in its tracks and enable you to get laid, because you're a man and that's all you care about.  

These ads also say that all men are retarded.  It's doesn't matter if you're fat, ugly or poor; if you spritz yourself with Lynx, a hot chick will totally give you turkey.  

I can guarantee you that the lady in the adverts had probably been paid a fortune for only a day's work, and has been paid many, many, MANY times what a male model would have made for the equivalent.  Don't believe me?  Let me retort.  Can you name me one male supermodel?  Didn't think so. 

To conclude, these Lynx adverts portray men as being smelly and incapable of controlling their urges for sex and also turkey.  A wider problem highlighted by these ads is that gender equality rules do not apply to male models.  Such sexism should never be tolerated and a society that can produce such ads is truly beyond saving.