This is a real cracker. This is probably the best text I have received all day.
Hi Im Emma 16 can I call u? Im straight but want to try sex with a woman. witout my bf finding out or my mum so I cant trust to do it wiff any of my friends.
Here is how I would like to respond. First of all, no, your name is George and you're 45 and a loser. The part about you wanting to try sex with a woman is perfectly believable, since it is obvious that your only sexual partners thus far have been your hand and possibly a sock because you're a loser. We can skip that part about your BF finding out because that would be an example of a lie, but the bit about you not wanting your mum to find out makes perfect sense since you still live with herlike a loser. You need not be worried about your friends finding out what you're up to, because you don't have any. Loser.
But seriously, just how stupid do people think I am? I think the person may be trying to get me to admit to be willing to engage in an illegal sex act, but the fact is, it is legal to purchase sex at the age of 16, however distasteful one might find this. This text came at 12pm, a time when a genuine 16 year old should be in school. If said 16-year-old has left school with no qualifications, then I can't imagine she'd have the kind of money it takes to hire Darla, especially since she implies that she lives at home with either her boyfriend, or her mum, or both. And why would any girl be worried about her boyfriend finding out she's done it with another girl? Any straight man would be thrilled about this, and proceed to do a happy dance. Furthermore, why would she be worried about her mum finding out if she does it with one of her friends? What exactly does she think is going to happen, that one of her gal pals will call her mum and say, "Hello Mrs Miggins, I just rubbed my pussy all over your daughter's pussy and then we played with each other's boobs?"
If you're going to trick Darla, please do a better job.
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